I just discovered this website, which now evidently is a book. Check it out, it’ll make you smile.
Here are a few of my favs:
#943 Using Q-Tips the way you’re not supposed to use them
#905 Using all the different shampoos and soaps in someone else’s shower
#876 Taking your bra off after wearing it for hours
#858 The other side of the pillow
#818 When the dentist says you have no cavities
#744 That smooth feeling on your teeth after you get your braces off
#729 Passing under a bridge on the highway when it’s pouring rain
#717 Sleeping with one leg under the covers and one leg out